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I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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